sup? nm just waiting 4 the raptorz to trade sum1, hbu?
This blog is being written in the style of an old school MSN messenger chat. People born after the year 2000 may not understand… not sorry.
Important note: Not actually talking to the real Toronto Raptors, I am using my imagination to predict their response.
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ****nudge
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ********nudge
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ************nudge
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: WAKE UP!!!!!
Toronto Raptors: hey
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: hey
Toronto Raptors: sup
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: nm, hbu?
Toronto Raptors: nm
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: you gnna do anything?
Toronto Raptors: wym?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: the trade deadline is tmrw
Toronto Raptors: k, and?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: when r u gnna start trading ppl?
Toronto Raptors: idk
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k, but ur gnna trade ppl evntlly right?
Toronto Raptors: i might
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: might?????!!!?????!!!!
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: bruce brown and chris boucher r on expiring contracts, you rmbr that?
Toronto Raptors: ye.
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k so ur gna trade them?
Toronto Raptors: maybe
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k, what about kelly olynyk?
Toronto Raptors: what bout him?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: r u gna trade him??????????!!!!!
Toronto Raptors: oh, idk
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: u kno that if you keep brown & boucher past the deadline they will prob sign w other teams and u wont get anything back 4 them, right??
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: dont u want picks????????
Toronto Raptors: I want brandon ingram
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k but what bout picks?
Toronto Raptors: I want andrew wiggins
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: kaaayyyyyyy but what bout picks?????!!!!
Toronto Raptors is typing…
Toronto Raptors is typing…
Toronto Raptors is typing…
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**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ****NUDGE
Toronto Raptors: who do u like?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: I LIKE COOPER FLAGG AND ACE BAILEY
Toronto Raptors: hehe nice want me 2 talk 2 them 4 u?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: yea, actually I do
Toronto Raptors: im kinda busy rn
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: calling other teams bout picks right?
Toronto Raptors: no i gtta play the grizz
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: kay, but after that ur gnna trade sum ppl right?
Toronto Raptors: ye im gnna msn the lakerz
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: wait, y?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ur not gnna trade jakob poeltl r u?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: R U?????????????!!!!!!!!!
Toronto Raptors is typing…
Toronto Raptors set their status to “away”
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ****nudge
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: ********nudge
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: hlloooooooooo????????
Toronto Raptors set their status to “available”
Toronto Raptors: what?
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: when r u gnna tell shams who u r trading for?
Toronto Raptors: none of ur bizness
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k, r u gnna lose 2 the grizz tn tho?
Toronto Raptors: idk
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: if u want cooper or ace you gtta lose more
Toronto Raptors: ur the one who likes them
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k but u should 2
Toronto Raptors: idk, winning is fun
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: kewl, but winning a championship is funner
Toronto Raptors: k
Toronto Raptors: gtg darko is making me go play the grizz
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: k bye
Toronto Raptors: bye
Toronto Raptors has logged off.
**chelsea_raptorsfan5ever_<3: pls do smthng.